Предлагаю сюда выкладывать весь юмор который разрабы оставили в коде.

Я первый.

Код HL2MP файл hl2mp_bot_temp.cpp:

ConVar bot_zombie( "bot_zombie", "0", 0, "Brraaaaaiiiins." );

Явный намек на Stubbs The Zombie

Ну вот тоже например:
Звучит вроде как, обругайте Яна за вот это.

//!!HACK HACK: Adrian - slow down all player movement by this factor.
//!!Blame Yahn for this one.
Или например это
// Otherwise we're a vanilla entity


А это убило на повал, особенно фраза "FIXME: need a better comment" неужели кодер который писал алекс, имел на руках только это:

//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: Alyx, the female sidekick and love interest that's taking the world by storm!
//
// Try the new Alyx Brite toothpaste!
// Alyx lederhosen!
//
// FIXME: need a better comment block
//
//=============================================================================//

УБИЛО!

Megalan добавил 20-07-2007 в 17:18:00:
//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: The G-Man, misunderstood servant of the people

Гмен, недооцененный служащий людей

Вобще в коде npc можно найти ооочень жестокие описания.

Megalan добавил 20-07-2007 в 17:21:14:
//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: Ichthyosaur - buh bum... buh bum...
//
// $NoKeywords: $
//=============================================================================//
перевод не требуется

Теперь мы знаем что думает вальв о гордоне!
//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: Dr. Kleiner, a suave ladies man leading the fight against the evil
// combine while constantly having to help his idiot assistant Gordon
//
//=============================================================================//

//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: Flare gun (fffsssssssssss!!)
//
// $NoKeywords: $
//=============================================================================//

int ACT_BARNACLE_TASTE_SPIT; // Yuck! Me no like that!

man32 добавил 21-07-2007 в 23:31:04:
Исчё про иДиОтА :

//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: Dr. Eli Vance, earths last great hope, single-handedly fighting
// off both an evil alien invasion, as well as trying to stop
// that idiot lab assistant from putting the moves on his daughter.
//=============================================================================//

man32 добавил 21-07-2007 в 23:43:45:
ну а это уже извращение:

//========= Copyright © 1996-2005, Valve Corporation, All rights reserved. ============//
//
// Purpose: A hideous, putrescent, pus-filled undead carcass atop which a vile
// nest of filthy poisonous headcrabs lurks.
//
// Anyway, this guy has two range attacks: at short range, headcrabs
// will leap from the nest to attack. At long range he will wrench a
// headcrab from his back to throw it at his enemy.
//
//=============================================================================//